I AM ME

I am Juliana the Complaint Queen. Call me other names if you like, cuz I simply dun give a damn..



Remember me
17th April 1979


Loves
Tequila of cuz
Ice- Cream
Dancing
Singing
Hanging out with friends
Mahjong
Diamonds
Eating
Shopping



Can't Stand
Stupid people
Queueing / Waiting
Ginger
Beetles


Favorite Food
Show me the fooooood!!!


Favourite Movie
Sliding Doors
~You'll never know what is gonna happen....


Where you may spot me
Seriously, I'm wondering about it myself

Wishlist
~I juz wanna be Happy Happy!
~To Achieve my Conference 2005!
~LV/Coach Wallet
~Honda FIT
~A Diamond Ring (at least 0.5ct hor)
~A new Handphone (K800)
~A New Bed (Queen Size wor...)
~Go for Lasik surgery
~Lose weight (it has became indefinate)
~Get married by 2007 -_-""
~21" LCD TV + DVD player
~New White Lap Top


What you wanna know (or not) about ME
Hmm..me ah..those who knows me should know I'm a Siao Zha Bor lor..I'm juz a simple person who juz wanna be happy & enjoy life.. But dun step on my tail..it's quite short liao so if u still can step on it u sure cham one... To summarize...LOVE me or HATE me..too bad...most love me


Favourite Quote
~What will U do If the person who can make U stop crying is the ONE who made U cry~


Waste space in my inbox
tequilajulez@yahoo.com.sg

My Favorite Bitches

Apple
 Esther
Kelly
Marilyn
Miko
Noelle

My Linkz

Elaine
Adele
Jacqualine
Kelly Cheng
Joey
Gina
Pinkvodka


Blogs I read
Xiaxue
Lim Buey Tor
Biatch
LMD
Mr Brown
Mr Miyagi

When it began

September 2004
 October 2004
 November 2004
 December 2004
 January 2005
 February 2005
 March 2005
 April 2005
 May 2005
 June 2005
 July 2005
 August 2005
 September 2005
 October 2005
 November 2005
 December 2005
 January 2006
 February 2006
 March 2006
 April 2006
 May 2006
 June 2006
 July 2006
 August 2006
 September 2006
 October 2006
 November 2006
 December 2006
 January 2007
 February 2007
 March 2007

 
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Saturday, December 31, 2005

So Long 2005! Hellloooo 2006!


Wah...

Lim bei I never update for more than half a month liao siah. Pai seh wor. I really haven been SUPER STRESS and BUSY to achieve my quota..Now my stress still not over siah. Must loon and see if my cases clear or not...

Anyway...



Today is the last day of 2005 liao. Hmmm....
I would say that this year is quite fulfilling for me. (In no particular order....)

Firstly------FRIENDS
I made new friends...and I'm happy...cuz I'm someone who loves friends and I super cherish them one....
After sometime........you will know who are the ones who are true to you..and who are not......
I'm glad I still have friends who are true to me and will be true and always there for me....


Secondly------CAREER
I had a stressed year at work...but I realized alot of things this year. A bit "Yi Yan Nan Jing", but I know I have to improve myself, and be the BEST...(My 2006 resolution..hee)


Thirdly-------FAMILY
I only know in times of need, you can always depend on your family..they are the best! I love them!


Forthly--------MY OTHER HALF
He's always there for me and keeps encouraging me regarding my work and everything else...and "teaching" me about philosopies..(not that I dun have hor..), and making a fool out of himself....But I wan to say...Thank you... I love you....and I'm sorry.....


Fifthly--------MY NEW LAO GONG
I think I can safely say I will be getting married sometime next year in February or March. I wouldn't mind you attending my wedding....It's going to cost ALOT so I would appreciate if you bao me a BIG red packet..........................................
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So I can pump V POWER for him................thanks wor...




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Actually hor I still got alot of things to update de....but I got no time to upload the photos yet...
So you got to check out other darling's blogs...


Just a Summary...(Not for you to know but for me to remember de lah...)

23rd Dec Friday
Met up with my darlings...Apple, Miko, Noelle, Marilyn and Kelly.
Went for a steamboat buffet and after that we went to a KTV pub to chill out....
Had a great time bitching and sharing our life stories...but most of it we know liao...wahahaha

24th Dec Sat
X'mas Eve...went Union Square with Dear Thomas and his friends.....Dear Kelly joined us too! We had a great laugh there lor....got a pervert there also...wahahhaah...si bei funny lor...

25th Dec Sun
X'mas!!!!!! But lim bei never go out wor....hee hee..just nua at home with my darling lor...

26th Dec Mon
Went to Dear Thomas's friends place for gathering....wah lau his friend's place berri nice leh....
Next time my house also berrii nice de....and...I played Mahjong!! Wah lau super long never play lai can...Hee hee hee...

27th---30th Dec

STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS

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So folks..that's about it...will upload the photos soon!
I'm going out to countdown liao!!!!


Dear everyone...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME 2006!!!!!


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Saturday, December 17, 2005

Boring...


Today is a Saturday....

But besides stepping out of the house to buy lunch and dinner...I was home the whole day....watching cartoon...and sleeping...and eating...


Like that how to lose weight you tell me...


Anyway, I accompanied my mummy go colour her hair yesterday....hee now she very vain, say want to cover her white hair. So I brought her to Kimarie to highlight her hair.



Wah kau I ji tao want to sleep leh. Stay there with her from about 4 to 7..... zzzzz






My dear Marilyn came down there to meet me, then we went for dinner.

Marilyn with her Fish and Chips


Me!


My delicious Chicken chop


Anyway we had no plans de...quite bored. Then my neighbour jio us go down Devils, so since we had nothing to do we decided to go down for awhile.




Supposed to meet S.Kelly de, but last minute she gonna watch movie with her friend, so left Marilyn and me. There were literally no crowd at about 11pm can. Wah kau dunno where all the people go to siah. Haiz.....think we need to change place liao. Getting boring there le...




Anyway, the siao S.Kelly decided to join us in the end! Haha, she ji tao gave us a surprise lor, cuz she's supposed to be watching movie mah. So hor, once she stepped into DB................

















There's no peace and quiet liao....Her voice is as shrill as............err..............fire engine?
Hah, but it wun be fun without this crazy woman lor. So........everything was fine.....until.....










Some idiot pushed us...and COINCIDENTALLY I was holding on to my beer and it splashed onto my face and eye, and onto Marilyn too. Okie....the "fight" begins. It's this one male idiot who "accidentally" pushed us cuz he was DRUNK.





Erm, EXCUSE ME....SO WHAT IF YOU ARE DRUNK???!!! I hate guys who very ungentlemanly want to dio with zha bors one lor. He still very de guai lan can.




I was surprisingly still calm (worried that my contacts dropped rather than f**king that guy), whereas Marilyn and S.Kelly were alreday f**king that guy off.....So, when he still very de guai lan to us, I shouted at him "YOU CANNOT TALK PROPERLY IZZIT!"


But he still very guai lan......



So...............................

I..........................................






















SPLASHED my glass of Kilkenny onto his shirt.


















Wahahaha....Well, tit for tat isn't it. Sorry but I'm a b*t*h.....My two darlings are ji tao very angry lor. Me? I just calmly fill up my glass with beer and continued drinking.....








Anyway......it's just about that. Never....and I mean NEVER EVER, provoke us can....

We'll all just ask you the same damn thing....






















"WHAT'S YOUR F**KING PROBLEM?????!!!!!"


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Tuesday, December 13, 2005



Chio Chio Chio Chio Chio!! Pretty Pretty Us..


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Hello PEOPLE!!


Hi people...

Haha sorry for no updates wor. But I was really busy...and STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED....
Oh well, now I'm short of a few cases to hit my conference...so I'm really stress and on the ball....So hor....Pleasssssssssssse help me refer someone who is interested to buy okie....
I love you guys so much....


Anyway, was at Devils last friday for a friend's birthday...Wahaha...we were literally camera whoring( Thanks Jac for your so accurate illustration) wahaha....


But hor...since I need to go off soon....I'm just gonna upload one photo for you all to salivate...
Heh....anyway got to go liao. Will update soon!
Muacks!!! I love all those who so love me......heheheh


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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Drama @ Devil's 5th Anniversary


Drama Drama....

That's what happened when people are drunk...hee me included...


Well, yesterday was Devil's 5th Anniversary Celebration, and free flow from 7pm to 11pm. So being the cheapo me, i went of course! Met Miko at a seminar where she's helping out.

Miko and me!!!


So nice hor the X'mas tree..I want!

Then met the girls for dinner. We met at Pulau Ubin if you are still stalking. Hah, but no one reads my blog one leh, so boring. So I joitned Miko and Des to Devils, and dear Thomas join us too. The place is freaking packed can. Wah kau, there are really alot of cheapo people around....

Anyway, the show wasn't that fanastic. Last year got Lee Guo Huang more funny siah. This year they had Drag Queens and Divas to sing and dance..puh...
But the music was not bad, so we had a few drinks and had a great time dancing...........

And Then......













AH!!! PING!!! PIANG!!! AHHHHH!!!

Si Mi Dai Ji??!!




Oh.....people fighting again.......






Oh! Its someone I know!





Okie...here comes the bouncer.....







and they were led away....so.....I just continue standing there lor....trying to dance lah, but abit worried lor....Then.....




I urgent....of cuz I go toilet lah....Si bei packed, so I went to the hotel downstairs one....




Then downstairs got alot of policemen wor....so I tried to help calm down the drunkards, so as not to make matters worse......then hor.......










I kena pushed by one of the guy........they all si bei violent siah....
tried to calm them down in the end I kena abusive violent behavior wor...sob sob....


See! Lim Bei SHANG HENG LEI LEI





Anyway...err tried to settle the best we can...and I went home pi liao wor...
Hope they are okie lor..



So.........the moral of the story is.........cannot drink dun drink...and even if you want to drink hor......make sure no one steps on your tail...like me and marilyn like that hor...you try stepping lah....see what happens.....hahaha...


Anyway, I'm still gonna drink......and dance.....and I'm still stressed can. I need help...lots of it....
I still damn stress wor. I'm so near yet so far to my goals...but it's an achievement lor...
So..........tolong lah....help me to help you..hee


Okie, I'm going to make my appointments liao.....update you guys about my boring life again!
Muacks! Tata!

Pretty pretty me!


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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Back from my trip....Super Duper Shagged...


Hi people...
I'm back.....





Haiz...super tired can. The place quite boring wor....Malacca..what do you expect right...wah kau, there ji tao bo mi kia one leh.....
Super sian....1st night went their KTV. wah lau super fuck up can...their beer is like CHAO SIEN one lor....wasted my money...didnt even drink expect a sip....pui....
Played mahjong the 2nd night after our dinner..knn lose money leh...haiz....


Like that lah....my 3 days in Malacca super cho boh....Friday night came back about 7....
Then hor....rest awhile nia then went down to Devils meet the girls lor........
Like that not shagged also cannot leh.
Didnt really enjoy that much lah.
Partly I was a little tired....partly I didn't feel good....and....like that lor. Went back about 1 plus cuz Dear Thomas super tired liao....Then ji tao pi when reach home can.....



Yesterday (Sat) went to watch Chicken Little....NOT NICE ONE siah....Na bei waste my money...Still thought it's very funny lor. The whole show was like "err...huh? funny meh??"
Quite crappy leh. Dun even have the crappy song NUMA NUMA....."Mai-ah-hi, mai-ah-ho"
I rather watch SpongeBob SquarePants......


So...that's about my weekend lah....
Super Sian
Super Shagged
Super Stress





What's with the Ssssss........

Note: Will update the photos soon...





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