I AM ME

I am Juliana the Complaint Queen. Call me other names if you like, cuz I simply dun give a damn..



Remember me
17th April 1979


Loves
Tequila of cuz
Ice- Cream
Dancing
Singing
Hanging out with friends
Mahjong
Diamonds
Eating
Shopping



Can't Stand
Stupid people
Queueing / Waiting
Ginger
Beetles


Favorite Food
Show me the fooooood!!!


Favourite Movie
Sliding Doors
~You'll never know what is gonna happen....


Where you may spot me
Seriously, I'm wondering about it myself

Wishlist
~I juz wanna be Happy Happy!
~To Achieve my Conference 2005!
~LV/Coach Wallet
~Honda FIT
~A Diamond Ring (at least 0.5ct hor)
~A new Handphone (K800)
~A New Bed (Queen Size wor...)
~Go for Lasik surgery
~Lose weight (it has became indefinate)
~Get married by 2007 -_-""
~21" LCD TV + DVD player
~New White Lap Top


What you wanna know (or not) about ME
Hmm..me ah..those who knows me should know I'm a Siao Zha Bor lor..I'm juz a simple person who juz wanna be happy & enjoy life.. But dun step on my tail..it's quite short liao so if u still can step on it u sure cham one... To summarize...LOVE me or HATE me..too bad...most love me


Favourite Quote
~What will U do If the person who can make U stop crying is the ONE who made U cry~


Waste space in my inbox
tequilajulez@yahoo.com.sg

My Favorite Bitches

Apple
 Esther
Kelly
Marilyn
Miko
Noelle

My Linkz

Elaine
Adele
Jacqualine
Kelly Cheng
Joey
Gina
Pinkvodka


Blogs I read
Xiaxue
Lim Buey Tor
Biatch
LMD
Mr Brown
Mr Miyagi

When it began

September 2004
 October 2004
 November 2004
 December 2004
 January 2005
 February 2005
 March 2005
 April 2005
 May 2005
 June 2005
 July 2005
 August 2005
 September 2005
 October 2005
 November 2005
 December 2005
 January 2006
 February 2006
 March 2006
 April 2006
 May 2006
 June 2006
 July 2006
 August 2006
 September 2006
 October 2006
 November 2006
 December 2006
 January 2007
 February 2007
 March 2007

 
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Tuesday, July 05, 2005

A Story about Jack


A Story about Jack........


Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"


He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
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His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"





Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38







Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.

Wahahah...damn funny siah!





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